Vodka

Jack sent a message
to Russia.
Heard the sex trade
was booming.
He ordered a half dozen
and dug a
dungeon beneath
the outhouse.
Friend told him
this was the way
to keep them fresh.
The temperature
remains constant
and cries are muffled.
Jack thought
this may be a good place
to store the case of vodka
the Ruskies promised to send along.

Now if this doesn't reward me with comment
I give up!