Gate-keep

When he reached the gates
of Purgatory
they opened his passport
only to find that he'd been to Hell.

The passport had been stamped
"Failure" and "Remorse".

The gate-keep flipped the page
and could see he'd traveled alone
for a long way.

There was a bottle
of Cyanide
in his handbag
it had been opened
and was only half full.

You don't need no bus pass
to get to hell.
You just need to hitch a ride.