The Classifieds

The newspaper
I sit to read
the houses for sale
the girls for tail
the chimney services
and cleaning services
the floor refinishing
and installations
window cleaning
and window cleaning
and dreaming
and how to dream
and drag queens
and mobile parks
and electrical sparks
and how to stop a fire
how to spot a liar
duplexes and storage space
cars domestic
and auto finance
rooms for rent
lower suites
and autitoriums
multi storage
and the lung association
join the fight
stay up all night
and cancer collection
and how to give
an ox an erection
where to go shopping
and selling
cattle droppings
how to look young
and retain your age
the AA meetings
and holiday greetings
how to kill your wife
and funeral homes
where to shop
for garden nombs
and finally
Bob's little recipe
on how to get through life