A friend of mine nearly went blind
It was grade seven
Oh the books those boys would find
He had a lot of free time on his hands
looking back
we all did
I remember those books at the dump
Some old guy musta put 'em aside
for us boys
The summer weather played it's toll
on those pages left folded open
to fade.
Never went to the eye Doc
can still read the fine print
Musta been a wive's tale
of which we all
succumbed to.
1 comment:
Wives tale! Are you kidding me? My glasses are so thick, if my eyes get any worse, Doc Moneo will declare me legally blind. I wear out a Shick Quattro each morning just on my palms. You heard me right "palms", as in both hands. At first I started using my left just because it felt like someone else but then I started switching off regularly. And then I started sitting on my hand until it went numb and fell asleep, just so it felt like someone else! Unfortunatley when I looked down all I saw was a man's hand on my dick! Now I have carpal tunnel syndrome. Even when I went through my religious phase I kept doing it. Not even the threat of damnation could stop me, I figured if God didn't want us to wank he would have made our arms shorter. Now I'm an old blind, bald man with acne that has damn near lost the use of his furry hands. Oh yay and my jimmy is as callused as a pick miners hands. Wives tales you say! Not bloody likely! Bob
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